I mentioned in this post about how some woman at my work was leaving sheets of toilet paper lying on the bathroom floor on a daily basis. Now the sheets started appearing at the same time our new receptionist started. I didn’t want to automatically accuse her as someone else could have coincidentally started a bad habit at the same time. However, today she was away and the bathroom floor remained spotless. The bathroom floor has now remained spotless on all three occasions she has been out of the office. The evidence is stacking up against her. If she is back tomorrow and the toilet paper returns, I will know who to point the finger at.
I have also been wondering how the toilet paper is ending up on the floor. Yeah, I know I am a sad individual, but I love solving a good mystery. My hypothesis is that she is creating a seat protector out of toilet paper so that she doesn’t have to put her ass on the toilet seat. When she gets up, the paper slides off the seat and then she leaves it on the floor – cause obviously she doesn’t want to touch it. I wonder if she has ever stopped to think that no one else really want to touch her butt-check toilet paper either.