Long term readers will know about the mystery at my workplace about who keeps dumping piles of toilet paper on the floor. I thought I had worked out who the culprit was after they took a couple of days off work and the floor remained free of toilet paper. But when they returned, the floor remained cleaned for a number of days. But things have gone back to their usual horrible state. I walked into the stall today and saw this.
Yes, I did actually take a photo of the toilet paper on the floor next to the toilet. These are the lengths I will go to to bring you the events of my life. The fact I just described toilet paper on the bathroom floor as an event in my life disturbs me greatly.
Anyway, the time has finally come to write a passive-aggressive note to put on the back of the bathroom stall to see if I can curb this despicable behaviour. However, I am really bad at writing these kind of notes, so I am appealing to you, my readers, to compose a passive-aggressive note to go on the back of the bathroom stall to get this culprit to pick up the toilet paper they are dropping and to flush it away. It can as humorous or as aggressive as you like. Become one with your passive-aggressive streak and write the ultimate back of the bathroom door note.